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Why has Jeff Gordon fire his entire pit crew?
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's proposal to employ rudderless gang youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary
on how unemployed youths from gangs were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing
crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high
tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds
they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car
to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.
Jeff made a big mistake. Even though they can remove tires quickly, they actually have no experience putting them back on.
